- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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