How about that airline food?

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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I'm rick james bitch

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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