- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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