When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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