What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Charlie Sheen is winning

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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