- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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