roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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AIDS

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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my mind's eye?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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