"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Firgen and the blung brigade

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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