- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's worse than this That :(

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

2 black kids walk into school

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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