- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

chinga tue madre Ryan

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

read me write me

Uh... What was emulating again?

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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