- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Cancer.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Once upon a time a was born

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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