- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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