- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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