Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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