- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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