why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Trump will make America great again.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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