- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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