Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Llamaworm

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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the bible

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Bob Saget

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What does? 42

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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