chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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