Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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