What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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