Immigration Laws

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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your life

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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