yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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