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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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