Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

ask me if im a door yes

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Oh s***

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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