- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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