- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

it was all Tagart

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

mexicans fishing

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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