- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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