- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Knock, Knock Come in

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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