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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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