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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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