what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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