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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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