Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Anti Joke

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