- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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