A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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