- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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