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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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you will like this because i am black.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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My Boyfriend

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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