Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Horse.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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