Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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