- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

they're dead. idiot.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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