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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

human centipede

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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