- Anti Joke

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor