- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

what goes boo a sock

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Tony Romo

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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