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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Connor is homosexuaI

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Connor is homosexuaI

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Connor is homosexuaI

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.