What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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