- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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