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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac