- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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