- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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